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Monday, July 5, 2010

I See no Evil

A Church wanted to redecorate their parsonage, seeing how the jobs were being assigned, five Nuns volunteered to paint one of the rooms. This very faithful hot afternoon, the Nuns went to work.

After sweating it out in their Black Robes for two hours, they decided it was time to have some fresh air, and allow their bodies to rest. In a touch of class, they decided to pull off all their clothes, and dramatically paint paint the room unclothed.

After about two hours, they heard a loud knock on the door. In awe of their painting conditions, they called out:
"Who is it?"
From the door came the response: "I am the blind man"

The Five Nuns looked at themselves, and decided it was safe enough to let the "Blind man" into the room, since he wouldn't be able to see them. So one of the Nuns held the door open for the man to enter into the magnificent room they were painting.

After walking round the room with easy, the Nuns were surprised, and looked at each other, wondering how a Blind man would walk round the room with such easy. Then suddenly, the man said:

"Okay, my most able Sisters, which position would you want the Blinds!"